"In a time when we need real heroes more than ever, Christopher L. Jorgensen arrives to save us all. And I don't care if he masturbates in his kitchen or not—this is not a time to be picky."
- Dave Hill, author of Tasteful Nudes
"Jorgensen is the master of yanking corporate American’s chain."
- Joel Postman, author of SocialCorp
"In these uncertain times, we need writers like Christopher L. Jorgensen, who aren't afraid to poke the seemingly un-pokeable with an endless arsenal of originality and wit, and discover humanity in the unlikeliest of places."
- Christian Dumais, author of Smashed: The Life and Tweets of Drunk Hulk
"Like the letters your crazy great uncle would write, except twice as coherent, three times as funny, and for the most part legal. The greatest use of the US Postal Service since the SASE!"
- Conor Lastowka, author of [Citation Needed] and A Christmas Boner
From the popular website of the same name comes Jackass Letters, a collection of correspondence with corporations, celebrities, and politicians that consistently pushes the boundaries of good taste and polite decorum, often with hilarious results. Now, these irreverent gems are available to fans and new readers alike. Real people, real letters, real jackass.
Christopher L. Jorgensen has been on the Earth for over 40 years. It is unknown how many years he’s spent on other planets as a Space Marine. During his deformative years Christopher was exposed to too much SCTV, constant late night HBO showings of “Excalibur” and “Altered States,” and countless live matches of Jai alai (it’s big in Iowa). In his ample spare time he likes to create recipes for puppy and to pursue new hobbies. He owns more domain names than you can shake a stick at! His girlfriend/editor/typist would prefer you not encourage him (that’s her job).